Breaking: Robot Draws Mediocre Portrait

Hey all you robot fans out there! Here is a video of a robot drawing a portrait on a dry erase board, AKA “the star attraction at the Cebit computer fair in Hanover,” AKA a sort of scary advancement in technology that brings us one step closer to the robot apocalypse, AKA a thing that eerily reminds us of that really cool cargo loader thing that Sigourney Weaver uses to fight the mother alien with in Aliens, AKA a totally superfluous object that now exists in the universe that we wish we could erase our awareness of but will never be able to.