On the Market: Ewan MacGregor Heads Downtown; TP Trouble; BroBos Boo Andrew Schiff

BroBos debate Andrew Schiff, $350k Cobble Hiller barely getting by. [Brownstoner]
Another look at the Jay-Z, Thom Yorke, celebrified water towers. [Curbed]
Investors are snapping up apartment buildings—or not! [Bloomberg, Journal]
Shiller says we’re pretty much at bottom, but how long to the top? [Real Deal]
One roommate cares way too much about the toilet paper. [BrickU]
Catskills resort looks for a revival, but it’s a winding mountain road to go. [NY Times]
Ewan MacGregor checks out $9 million four-bedroom at 58 Reade. [NY Post]
Construction on John Steet driving FiDi residents crazy. [DNAinfo]
How to hide the litter box when you’re showing the home. [NY Times]
More new condos for LIC, curiously named as though in Murray Hill. [Curbed]
Playground in Madison Square Park being renamed for 9/11 female cop. [Daily News]
Brooklyn wants its slow zones, with 20 mph speed limits. [Brownstoner]
Bilingual billboards spring up across city, supporting atheism. [NY Times]
Forstmann’s blockbuster 4,000-square-foot apartment for $36 million. [NY Post]