Carlos Pena, 22

No, not the Rays first baseman. Carlos Pena “sin tilde” has been acting since his very promising turn in a Super Soaker commercial, according to his Wikipedia page. Now he’s on a Nickelodeon series about hockey players who are recruited to form a boy band, which ended up as a real life band with records and tours and such, as these things do. It’s/they’re called Big Time Rush. Prolific YouTuber, published “Call Me Maybe” video.

Emblematic tweet: @thecarlospena: New vid on !! Check it out

Conspiracy theory: None, still on Nickelodeon payroll.