Dustin Belt, 24

The last Big Time Rush bro, the guitarist and the only one of the lot who looks his age. For women who loved Isaac Hanson. Guest starred on Samantha Droke’s “Poor Paul.” Also in Heffron Drive with Kendall Schmidt.

Conspiracy: None, still on Nickelodeon’s payroll.

@dbeltwrites: If Prince wore a wig he would be Paula Abdul.