Kimberley Crossman, 23

By far the most mysterious “Call Me Maybe” star. New Zealand cheerleader, soap star, and “hostess.” Of what, we don’t know. Was chaperoned by Samantha Droke on a meticulously documented visit to New York for a Big Time Rush concert.

Emblematic Tweet: @kimcrossman: Busy day and exciting auditions .. Then … Flying home to NZ tonight to film something pretty exciting.. Then bak to LALA land!! X

Conspiracy Theory: Paid ambassador of Disney/Nickelodeon to English speakers on the opposite hemisphere. Or maybe just trying really really hard to get her own Disney/Nickelodeon deal.