Martin Johnson, 26

Martin Johnson, 26

Ashley Tisdale’s rebound boyfriend. Frontman for pop-punk band Boys Like Girls. Lucky for him, he also cashes checks on cannily canned pop songs for Taylor Swift and Hannah Montana.

Emblematic Tweet: @martinsays: #hypesauce.

Conspiracy theory: There to figure out why some no-name Canadian had “Call me Maybe” and not Selena Gomez.