On the cobblestone streets of that sort-of-made-up neighborhood of Noho, a loft, the kind of loft you would expect, has just sold. The price paid for a sixth floor co-op at 48 Great Jones Street was a respectable if expected $3.5 million, exactly the asking price for the bow-tie-shaped three-bedroom. It last sold in 2008 for $2.96 million.

"Masterfully renovated with no expense spared, this gorgeous triple-mint loft offers approximately 2600SF of unique luxury living in the historical and most vibrant neighborhood of NoHo," coos reality TV stars and Elliman brokers Frederik Eklund and John Gomes in their listing. Still, pretty standard fare.

The buyer, Elaine Musselman, is either a middle artist or yoga-non-profiteer—about what one would expect for the neighborhood.

The sellers? Alice Ho and Albrty Oh. We double checked, and that's no typo. To which all we can say is Oh ho ho.

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