Today, it wasn’t the fact that only now is the first major biography of choreographer George Balanchine being written (by the dance critic for The New Repbulic, sold to Random House, for publication in 2018, by which time, we will only attend dances performed by robots).
Nor was it the memoir of Graham Nash (of Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young*), sold to Crown for publication in 2013.
It was the news that was, quite literally, buried at the bottom of the email: The sale of the memoir of Melissa Joan Hart. Granted, the erstwhile Sabrina: The Teenage Witch star isn’t the biggest name in Hollywood these days (though a quick IMDB search shows that this ABC Family show she’s doing or did with the guy from Blossom is a whole thing, apparently), but she sure knows how to sell up front:
Actress Melissa Joan Hart’s MELISSA EXPLAINS IT ALL: Tales from My Abnormally Normal Life, to Michelle Richter at St. Martin’s, for publication in fall 2013, by Alyssa Reuben at Paradigm and Gordon Gilbertson at Gilbertson Entertainment.
Most people with disposable income that’d spend money on Melissa Joan Hart’s memoir likely remember her for Clarissa Explains It All, the Nickelodeon show that made her famous, in which she was an overly precocious teenager with a quirky suburban family; in a sense, the early iteration of the Manic Pixie Dream Girl, a post-Riot Grrl prototype. All of those people who adored her for all of those things will consider buying the book explicitly more because of its title, which promises not to bury the lede and to deliver on that which readers probably want most: Stories about Clarissa Explains It All.
And that is how you title a book.
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