Breastfeeding Toddlers: The Reality Show!

time Breastfeeding Toddlers: The Reality Show!Move over , Dance Moms and Toddler and Tiaras! Here’s a new show (in development) that will expose how parents can literally smother their children into a state of regressed infancy, and yes, it’s based entirely around that Time Magazine cover about boobs.

From The New York Post:

Collins Avenue, the production company behind “Dance Moms” and “American Stuffers,” is developing a reality series based on mothers who breastfeed older children — prompting local moms to speak up about the subject…

“Experienced pediatricians realize that the benefits of breastfeeding don’t just magically disappear after one year,” said Karen McGratty, a lactation consultant in Midwood who is nursing her 3-year-old son.

Most mothers of breastfeeding preschoolers let the child take the lead in weaning.

Strangely, there is no more mention of the show other than in the first ‘graph, so maybe Collins Avenue is just really interested in your unique special snowflake thoughts on breastfeeding. Or they’ve just found an amazing way to hook in the 18-24 male demographic on a show ostensibly about mothering.
Breasts. They’ll get you every damn time.