David Einhorn Looking Forward to Olympics Storylines About the European Debt Crisis

That’s the sense we get from Greenlight Capital founder’s second-quarter letter to investors, in which Mr. Einhorn also “throws France under the bond vigilante bus” (Zero Hedge), celebrates his successful short of Green Mountain Coffee Roasters (down more than 50 percent) and wonders when his wife, Cheryl, an adjunct professor at Columbia Business School, will quit poaching Greenlight research analysts.

The whole letter is up at Dealbreaker; a piece of Mr. Einhorn’s summary of the European situation is here:


Or maybe we’re projecting our own anticipation of Bob Costas lyrical examination of the cutbacks in Valencia. (Sad stuff, Bob. Men’s handball, up next.)