A gravedigger who steals teeth from corpses inside Austrian cemeteries says he wants to open his own museum. Among his collection are the teeth of Johann Strauss Jr. and Johannes Brahms. He claims to have amassed hundreds more. The man has been identified by Austrian media simply by his initials, OJ. Police are investigating the situation. Read more here. We’ll leave out most of our commentary about this other than to say that a tooth museum sounds kinda gross.