How about this year we forgo the laziness of picking up a cream cheese concoction from  Junior's and return to our roots by celebrating what makes Cheesecake Day so special in the first place: a chance to extoll on this nation's obesity epidemic.

We urge you to make today a challenge: actually work for your Cheesecake by going to the most obscure, esoteric, and downright terrible pie places in the city. This quick guide should help...though remember, no batter licking.