Jennifer Lopez

Jennifer Lopez

Ms. Lopez grants Mr. Cruise access to TV and music fans (he’s so limited by his film career!), grants him entry to the Latin market (like past girlfriends Sofia Vergara and Penelope Cruz) and is age-appropriate for Mr. Cruise–no, this’ll never work.

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