Fifty Shades of Grey Soundtrack Sets Bondage to Bach

We remain suspicious that the soundtrack to this novel is  probably all actually just tracks from the Twilight soundtrack with new titles. Meanwhile, the publishers of Jonah Lehrer’s Imagine are working on a licensing deal with the office of Bob Dylan to put forth a compelling listening experience, with the slightest hint of danger.

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