Monica Lewinsky is supposedly shopping around a “top secret” book. It's so top secret, that she made all the publishers she met with sign confidentiality agreements, The New York Post reports. Since we were not privy to those top secret meetings, we are left to our favorite activity -  idle speculation.

Some ideas of what she may explore (that have nothing to do with a certain ex-President):

How handbags gave her a sense of purpose and self-confidence.

How when she was studying at the London School of Economics, Brits kept asking if they knew her from somewhere and she could never tell if they were making fun of her or not, and damn the Brits, and their accents and their smugness.

How sometimes it’s awkward when people confuse her handbag line with former Jerry Seinfeld girlfriend Shoshanna Lonstein’s swimsuit line, but sometimes, she is like, yeah, I’ll take it.

How Evergreen Lewis and Clark prepared her for the national spotlight (not at all).

Other designers she admires.

Cookie recipes!

Why she decided on handbags and not, say, scarves or headbands.

What a shame it is that even though blue is totally her color, she can’t wear it anymore. Way too many awkward jokes!

The importance of friends and family.

How this whole “top secret book project” is just a way to see if people will still pay attention to her (apparently!).