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Patrick Stewart’s Twitter Monologue: A Drama in Six Tweets

By Drew Grant • 09/21/12 1:49pm
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This is a work of satire, based on Patrick Stewart’s recent Twitter fights with Time Warner Cable. Only the first two of these tweets were actually sent  from the actor’s Twitter account, though we really wish this were his Tumblr.)

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