- Here’s Alexa Chung, Tavi, and Lena Dunham lip-syncing Lesley Gore’s “You Don’t Own Me” like they were in The First Wives Club or something. For feminism and Obama!
- Anderson Cooper is scared Lindsay Lohan is going to steal his job, just like she stole $5,000 worth of clothing from the Scary Movie 5 set. (They had $5,000 worth of clothing on the set of Scary Movie 5?)
- Meanwhile, Robert DeNiro KNOWS that Leonardo DiCaprio is stealing all of his jobs.
- Jay-Z and Beyonce were unable to trademark the name of their child, Blue Ivy. And when you can’t copyright your baby, what’s the point of having one, right??
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