Everybody Panic: iPads Apparently Spurring Runaway Increase in Murse Ownership

Messenger bags as harbinger of modern civilization's decline.

We hate to exacerbate your case of the Mondays, but we have some terrible news: Murses–you know, purses, but for men?–are on the rise, mostly because everyone carries their iPads everywhere. Somehow we don’t think this is the world Steve Jobs envisioned for us.

In the good old days, men used to stuff their Read More