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		<title>No Laughing Matter: Andy Borowitz Upgrades From Classic Six to Seven</title>

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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2012 10:13:22 -0400</pubDate>
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			<dc:creator>Kim Velsey</dc:creator>
				
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><div id="attachment_271804" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 291px"><a href="http://observer.com/2012/10/no-laughing-matter-andy-borowitz-upgrades-from-classic-six-to-seven/borowitz/" rel="attachment wp-att-271804"><img class="size-full wp-image-271804" title="borowitz" alt="" src="http://nyoobserver.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/borowitz.jpg" height="320" width="281" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Funny people.</p></div></p>
<p>From the outside, at least, we didn't see a lot of room for improvement in <strong>Andy Borowitz</strong>'s life. Write an eponymous satire column that gets picked up by <em>The New Yorker?</em> Check. Be heralded as "one of the funniest people in America" by CBS News Sunday Morning? Check. Marry a successful nonfiction writer (and fellow Harvard alum) and <a href="http://observer.com/2011/03/why-did-andy-borowitz-cross-the-park/">buy a classic six on the Upper West Side</a>? Check and check. But apparently there's always room for improvement. Case in point Mr. Borowitz and wife <strong>Olivia Gentile</strong> have purchased an "extraordinary seven" at <strong>294 West End Avenue.</strong></p>
<p><!--more-->Has Mr. Borowitz, a co-creator of <em>The Fresh Prince of Bel-air,</em> been dreaming of something more stately than his classic six all these years? Something more like the Banks mansion? The couple's old 2,000-square-foot spread on Central Park West was nice enough to<a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/news/business/realestate/residential/funny_side_of_the_street_taVVkRnjTEAogYQl8BNxrO"> merit a story in </a><em>The Post</em> a few years back, but the new place—a three-bedroom, 2.5-bath co-op that he and Ms. Gentile paid <strong>$2.63 million </strong>for, according to city records—is really swank.</p>
<p><div id="attachment_271805" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://observer.com/2012/10/no-laughing-matter-andy-borowitz-upgrades-from-classic-six-to-seven/borowitz1/" rel="attachment wp-att-271805"><img class="size-medium wp-image-271805" title="borowitz1" alt="" src="http://nyoobserver.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/borowitz1.jpg?w=300" height="199" width="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">But the living room's no joke.</p></div></p>
<p>As the listing, held by Brown Harris Stevens broker <strong>Kathleen Moosher</strong> boasts "the elegant entry hall leads to an expansive double living room with radiant eastern exposure and open views to Central Park. Custom crafted built in cabinetry houses a library of books with draws for storage."</p>
<p>Built-in bookshelves sound perfect for two writers and the storage will no doubt be a relief for the man who told <em>The Post</em> that he despised clutter: “If there’s stuff everywhere, it’s kind of oppressive."</p>
<p>The couple liked it so much that they didn't even fuss much over the $2.69 million asking price that owners <strong>Stephan</strong> and <strong>Elizabeth Mayer</strong> stuck on the spread when they listed it in June. We guess they didn't want to miss out on the chance to live in an apartment with a windowed dressing hall (that has two closets!) in the master bedroom suite or a bathroom with crackled subway tile.</p>
<p>As for all the would-be comedians out there, let this stand be a lesson: embrace your impractical career and you may too live the dream.</p>
<p><em>kvelsey@observer.com</em></p>
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><div id="attachment_271804" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 291px"><a href="http://observer.com/2012/10/no-laughing-matter-andy-borowitz-upgrades-from-classic-six-to-seven/borowitz/" rel="attachment wp-att-271804"><img class="size-full wp-image-271804" title="borowitz" alt="" src="http://nyoobserver.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/borowitz.jpg" height="320" width="281" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Funny people.</p></div></p>
<p>From the outside, at least, we didn't see a lot of room for improvement in <strong>Andy Borowitz</strong>'s life. Write an eponymous satire column that gets picked up by <em>The New Yorker?</em> Check. Be heralded as "one of the funniest people in America" by CBS News Sunday Morning? Check. Marry a successful nonfiction writer (and fellow Harvard alum) and <a href="http://observer.com/2011/03/why-did-andy-borowitz-cross-the-park/">buy a classic six on the Upper West Side</a>? Check and check. But apparently there's always room for improvement. Case in point Mr. Borowitz and wife <strong>Olivia Gentile</strong> have purchased an "extraordinary seven" at <strong>294 West End Avenue.</strong></p>
<p><!--more-->Has Mr. Borowitz, a co-creator of <em>The Fresh Prince of Bel-air,</em> been dreaming of something more stately than his classic six all these years? Something more like the Banks mansion? The couple's old 2,000-square-foot spread on Central Park West was nice enough to<a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/news/business/realestate/residential/funny_side_of_the_street_taVVkRnjTEAogYQl8BNxrO"> merit a story in </a><em>The Post</em> a few years back, but the new place—a three-bedroom, 2.5-bath co-op that he and Ms. Gentile paid <strong>$2.63 million </strong>for, according to city records—is really swank.</p>
<p><div id="attachment_271805" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://observer.com/2012/10/no-laughing-matter-andy-borowitz-upgrades-from-classic-six-to-seven/borowitz1/" rel="attachment wp-att-271805"><img class="size-medium wp-image-271805" title="borowitz1" alt="" src="http://nyoobserver.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/borowitz1.jpg?w=300" height="199" width="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">But the living room's no joke.</p></div></p>
<p>As the listing, held by Brown Harris Stevens broker <strong>Kathleen Moosher</strong> boasts "the elegant entry hall leads to an expansive double living room with radiant eastern exposure and open views to Central Park. Custom crafted built in cabinetry houses a library of books with draws for storage."</p>
<p>Built-in bookshelves sound perfect for two writers and the storage will no doubt be a relief for the man who told <em>The Post</em> that he despised clutter: “If there’s stuff everywhere, it’s kind of oppressive."</p>
<p>The couple liked it so much that they didn't even fuss much over the $2.69 million asking price that owners <strong>Stephan</strong> and <strong>Elizabeth Mayer</strong> stuck on the spread when they listed it in June. We guess they didn't want to miss out on the chance to live in an apartment with a windowed dressing hall (that has two closets!) in the master bedroom suite or a bathroom with crackled subway tile.</p>
<p>As for all the would-be comedians out there, let this stand be a lesson: embrace your impractical career and you may too live the dream.</p>
<p><em>kvelsey@observer.com</em></p>
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