‘Shove My Face Into a Pile of Ding Dongs,’ Begs Hostess-Starved Craigslist Poster

America awoke to the heart-wrenching news this morning that beloved junk food brand Hostess is closing up shop following a bakers’ strike. Unsure of how to express their angst over the death of Twinkies–which only have a shelf life of 30 days!–some New Yorkers have turned to Craigslist as an outlet for their dismay.
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