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Sometimes even journalists run out of ideas. Instead of watching the world with one eye on the beat, we make a hypothesis, find three examples of it, and call it a trend story. That’s not what this is. This is a legitimate non-trend, and let’s hope to God it stays that way.
But sometimes you stumble upon something too disturbing not to share with the rest of the world. These available pieces of Fifty Shades of Grey-inspired ephemera found on Etsy.com are a few of those things.
And hey, we are not trying to say that you shouldn’t love Fifty Shades of Grey! Everyone loves that book, especially your mother. But maybe wait a couple months before turning your newborn infant into a gurgling marketing device for that book? Can we agree on that, at least?
