Drake (left) with Guy Fieri

Much-maligned restaurateur Guy Fieri--he of the midtown eatery Guy’s American Kitchen and Bar, lambasted in these pages--has met sad-clown rapper Drake, and the pair cooked up a... maroon-and-yellow-looking dish, flavored with Donkey Sauce and Drake's tears over Rihanna. Rap-Up reports that the photo, taken by Instagram user wordonrd, took place at a charity culinary competition in the rapper's hometown of Toronto. Though the food looks deeply unappetizing, the photo is our favorite Drake collaboration since "Take Care."