Mr. Heller, much like Ms. Lohan herself, was also big on excuses, telling the judge the reason he was unable to file the correct paperwork in time for a dismal of charges was because her previous lawyers had made such a mess of things. Unfortunately, the woman who sponsored Mr. Heller in court to be Ms. Lohan's representative has "never practiced law a day in her life."

Now Ms. Lohan is faced with two choices: either get another lawyer, or waive her right to a competent one. Hmmm ... wonder what she'll choose!

Ha ha, just kidding!