Student Breaks Into Woman’s House to Browse Facebook, Pee on Her Couch

Seems legit.

Facebook=heroin, apparently. (Photo: Howzzdat)

Facebook = heroin, apparently. (Photo: Howzzdat)

There are many ways to obtain Internet access, particularly as a college student in the United States. If you don’t have a laptop, you can always go to the university library, or borrow a friend’s computer. Or, if you’re an unidentified 18-year-old University of Georgia student, you can break into a woman’s house in order to chill on her couch and browse Facebook on her laptop.

CBS Atlanta reports that a woman in Athens came home to find the student sitting on her couch just clicking around on Facebook. The student apologized and left without logging out of her profile, so the police were able to track her down. Facebook addiction is serious, okay?

Before leaving, the student urinated on the woman’s couch.