It’s Saint Patrick’s Day, and we beg you to avoid the Blarney Stone at all costs. Start your day with a big bowl of Lucky Charms cereal, which is naturally magically delicious—and those neon-colored marshmallows will help soak up any day-drinking you plan on doing. Later that night, the already-inebriated St. Paddy’s Day chic set will be swigging Guinness—the beer, not the otherworldly dressed socialite Daphne—at Patrick McMullan’s 30th annual extravaganza at XL Nightclub. Party photographer and nightlife legend Patrick knows everyone in NYC, and if he doesn’t snap your picture at his party, it’s like you weren’t even there, as your party photo count on the PMc website is used by PR people as a social thermometer of just how hot you are. DJ Lady Bunny will be spinning records, and there will be lots of pretty people not wearing green, we hope.
XL Nightclub, 512 West 42nd Street, (212) 239-2999, 10pm.