GIRLS Porn Parody to Feature Less-Weird Sex Than Actual HBO Show

Starring Ryan Gosling's porn doppleganger!

Been there, seen that. (Hustler)

Been there, seen that. (Hustler)


You could say “It was only a matter of time,” but in the case of a GIRLS porno, is that really true? The HBO show–which already features more controversial sex scenes than most actual pornos–is getting its own Hustler parody, This Ain’t Girls XXX. And as you may intuit from the title, there is a strange reversal of the norm going on here, with the pornography trying to market itself as less transgressive than the original series.

In an interview Xbiz.com, Richie Calhoun, the porn star who will be playing the Adam Driver character (and who, by the way, is Ryan Gosling’s porn lookalike), told audiences that he is not a religious fan of the original, calling it “hard to take.”

As for the sex This Ain’t Girls XXX:

“I tried to make it as weird as possible,” Calhoun told XBIZ. “I tried to say really weird things and do really weird positions.

“Well, not that weird,” he quickly added.

Haha, what does that even mean? No Cabbage Patch lunchbox sex? No “grey rape?” No dialogue that involves the phrase “You said I made you feel like your whole body was a clit?”

The actor praised writer/director Stuart Canterbury’s script, which he said stays true to the tone of the original series, which he called “provocative” and “very well written.”