Keeping Kaidence: Honorary Kardashian Kills for Kanye’s Yeezus (Video)

Scott Disick, fulfilling destiny.

Scott Disick, fulfilling destiny.

Besides the other big Kardashian Klan news–that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West drank some NyKuil and named their child “Kaidence Donda West,” and that Mr. West’s album dropped today–the real story today is that Kourtney Kardashian finally allowed her husband, professional suspenders model Scott Disik, fulfill his destiny as a Patrick Bateman impersonator to promote his almost-brother-in-law’s record, Yeezus.

So besides the fact that the collaboration between Mr. Disick and Mr. West is a total rip-off of the brilliant Miles Fisher’s video for his cover of The Talking Heads’ “This Must Be the Place,” we can all rest easy knowing that Mr. Disick has finally found his lot in life as one of his wife’s sister’s baby daddy’s entourage.

Mr. Disick in Yeezus promo:

And for good measure, the superb Miles Fisher video:

Mr. Fisher, by the way, has just been cast in a new Comedy Central pilot with Reggie Watts based on Jordan Pope Roush’s blog Bad Advice From My Brother. Scott Disick has also been busy after killing an alligator and then feeling bad about it in this season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.