Let’s Make Up Names for The Game of Thrones Porn Parody!

got Lets Make Up Names for <em>The Game of Thrones</em> Porn Parody!Oh, you knew this was coming. If there was someone out there willing to make a porn parody of HBO’s Girls, which in itself already kind of a porn parody (albeit one that makes you very uncomfortable and P.S. Lena Dunham did not appreciate being stepped to like that), it was only a matter of time until someone lazy came up with a pornographic version of Game of Thrones, a TV show that’s so NSFW to begin with that Huffington Post came up with a whole slide show about it.

Still, if one can make money off a porny web series called Game of Bones…Oh wait, you say, Game of Bones is a terrible porn name? That Game of Boners would have at least been funny? Do you think you can write a better porn name?

So do we.

“We figured we had three choices for titles: ‘Game of Bones,’ ‘Game of Moans’ or ‘Game of Thongs,” said Lee Roy Myers, who in addition to being the least visionary porn director/writer working today, is also the purveyor of WoodRocket.com, the company making the web series. Leaving aside that Game of Thongs doesn’t even RHYME, this production is already plagued by Mr. Myers’s diva act. He’s so touchy about his casting that he told XBIZ.com that after putting an ad out on Twitter and Facebook, “auditions tomorrow are completely booked, there are no more spaces.”

Really? Not even if James Deen came in tomorrow and asked for a role? Let’s not get choosy here, guys. Sorry, maybe Mr. Myers confused his porn website with Weinstein studios, in which case yes, the auditions are closed and Mr. Tarantino is only halfway done with the edgy, Oscar-winning script.

It’s not like you were interested anyway. Still, if you went to the auditions at the very exclusive “undisclosed L.A. location” where they were being held, and offered up your alternative title—Winter is Cumming, obviously—we doubt Mr. Myers would turn you away. Especially if you offered up these way better names. (Which, seriously, if you’re not going to have fun with the punny titles, maybe the stardust of the adult film industry has lost its sparkle for you, pal.)

Laying Down Lannister

Keeping Up with Crastor

The King in the North Goes South

Direwolf Doggie Style

Foxy and the Hound

Littlefinger, Big Member

The Red Wedding

Stark Naked!
The Bear Does the Maiden Fair