Call Your Mom But She Probably Won’t Answer Because She’s Playing Candy Crush

Can't stop, won't stop.

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By now, you’ve probably become a complete slave to Candy Crush, the mind-numbing game that will leave you seeing replicating chocolates everywhere you look. One analyst estimates it’s generating $633,000 per day for the company that created it. Woe unto Zynga!

But guess what? You’re not alone, because no one is more obsessed with Candy Crush than moms. Exhibit A: Twitter, which is overrun with people complaining that they’ve basically been abandoned in favor of the mad addictive game.

Hey, at least that’s one more person you can beg for extra lives:

Even techies’ moms have the bug:

It’s gotten so bad they’re interrupting our precious sleep:

They’re catching up to our hard-earned achievements:

They’re passing us like we’re tied to a stump:

But the real winner is this woman, who unlocked the special trifecta of mommy blogging, Pinterest, and Candy Crush: