Looking to P1MP Out Your License Plate? The DMV Is on to You

California, clearly more permissive of self expression. (via Flickr)

California, clearly more permissive of self expression.
(via Flickr)

The New York State Department of Motor Vehicles: crushing dreams everywhere, one banned license plate at a time.

If you were looking to get a little creative for your next license plate renewal, such as touting your “10INCHDK” or giving your ride a more accurate title (“SEXBUS,” perhaps), you’re out of luck.

According to a 7-page list from the DMV, tasteful phrases from “UPYURZ” to “EZLAY” will never claim a spot on New York vanity plates.

So, for those of you with a proclivity toward “HUMP1N,” looks like you’ll have to find another way to share.

NY BannedPlates 2012

h/t VV