Slideshow: Mayoral Candidates Display Questionable Stickball Skills

  • The Yankees won’t be calling these pols for a tryout any time soon.

    A squad of the city’s top candidates for office, including several mayoral hopefuls, took their awkward cuts at a stickball tournament earlier this afternoon in Brooklyn. Naturally, the friendly competition allowed bitter rivals to exchange the political arena for an athletic one–but they found out politicking and batting are two very different skills.

    “I haven’t hit in 50 years!” shouted GOP mayoral candidate John Catsimatidis as he finally tipped a little pink ball thrown on a bounce from talk show host Curtis Sliwa. Clad in suspenders and an oversized Yankee hat, Mr. Catsimatidis flailed at several more offerings from the self-appointed commissioner of stickball, a baseball-esque New York City street game that had its popular heyday decades ago. He later told reporters that he actually made an offer to buy the Yankees several decades ago.

    Mr. Catsimatidis’s GOP rivals, Joe Lhota and George McDonald, didn’t fare much better at the charity event, co-hosted by City and State and Borough President Marty Markowitz.

    Meanwhile, the Democratic mayoral hopefuls displayed varying levels of athletic prowess. Former Comptroller Bill Thompson shed his suit jacket to line several long foul balls into the trees. An intense Sal Albanese, a former baseball player good enough to get a tryout with the Yankees a few decades ago, tried to impress, roping a few hard liners and whiffing on a few more. Comptroller John Liu slashed several more frozen ropes, claiming he practiced baseball with his son, Joey.

    “The game is not about how far you hit, it’s about making contact every single time,” Mr. Liu said, pivoting to perhaps a metaphor for his mayoral bid, which is tireless in energy but lagging in the polls: “Listen, it’s not about the home run or the Hail Mary; it’s about making steady progress.”

    But it was the Bronx-born Rev. Erick Salgado, a long-shot in the race, who led all of his rivals, crushing a ball 180 feet and striding into the courtyard with a little chip on his shoulder.

    “I’m a player,” he said. “If I get a good opportunity, I can show what I have in my package.”

    Despite the fun to be had, three of the top Democratic contenders–Council Speaker Christine Christine Quinn, Public Advocate Bill de Blasio and former Congressman Anthony Weiner–didn’t show up to the competition. Mr. Weiner has referenced playing stickball as a boy in campaign commercials, but Mr. Sliwa was convinced Mr. Weiner is a stickball fraud.

    “I know he can’t play, trust me,” Mr. Sliwa said. “When I saw his first commercial in 2005, … he said, ‘On this block in this block in Brooklyn Heights I played stickball.’ I said ‘Impossible, too many trees.’ The tree that grew in Brooklyn, they all grew on that block.”

    Mr. Sliwa added, “So I knew he was a fugazi then.”

  • Erick Salgado. (Photo: Ross Barkan)

    Rev. Erick Salgado's "my bad" pose after his batted ball strikes a spectator.

  • Bill Thompson before his lackluster showing.

  • Independence Party candidate Adolfo Carrión Jr. had solid technique but didn't slug.

  • Public Advocate candidate Reshma Saujani was the only woman to show up to the event.

  • Billionaire businessman John Catsimatidis calls his shot.

  • Sal Albanese hits a stickball during the campaign.

    Democrat Sal Albanese self-hits a ball during practice.

  • Bronx Borough President Rubén Díaz Jr. whiffed on quite a few pitches, but redeemed himself by launching a 200 foot shot over a statue.

  • Republican George McDonald shows off his shades.

  • Brooklyn Borough President Marty Markowitz came in out of the bullpen.

  • Republican Joe Lhota, sporting a "Brooklyn" t-shirt, had a few hitches in his swing.

  • Former Comptroller Bill Thompson swings and misses.

  • John Liu playing stickball during the mayoral campaign.

    A celebratory Comptroller John Liu after mastering the line drive.

  • Erick Salgado.

    Rev. Erick Salgado readies for the pitch.

  • John Catsimatidis is not quite Miguel Cabrera.

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