A Response to the Teaser Trailer (Video)

Get it???

Get it???

Look, it’s a dead chicken. A creepy little girl voice sings a cover of “Paint It Black.” Cut to an upside down question mark, like in Spanish. Here is the ocean.

Now back to the chicken.

Zoom in on the back of someone (we don’t know who!) opening up a copy of iMovie and juxtaposing a bunch of confusing images together to cause an inordinate amount of Internet speculation; getting people psyched over the prospect that one day, they might be allowed to view the full commercial.

Faster now: Ocean, chicken, ocean. Final Cut. The faces of half a dozen disappointed fanboys.

In five months, it will be revealed that the meaning behind all this is that Brad Pitt should do another Chanel commercial.

Also: stop it.

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