Going Out With a Bang: Couple Busted Getting Lusty on Manhattan Pier

After most of the city’s Labor Day cookouts called it a night, one Manhattan couple kept the holiday spirit going with an illicit after-party for two.

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Breaking 911 sounded the alarm at 7:52PM Monday evening that a police supervisor was needed at 26 East River Piers, where a couple was caught with their pants (or, soon-to-be unseasonal white sundresses) down.

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The tryst was axed mere minutes after the sunset. We know Manhattanites are always in a rush, but maybe wait until it’s darker next time?