To Do Monday: Simon Says Read My Book

Simon Doonan.

Simon Doonan.

The funniest voice in fashion, Simon Doonan ( who has penned articles for The Observer, Harper’s Bazaar and Glamour and is the creative ambassador of Barneys), Harper’s Bazaar and Glamour and is the creative ambassador of Barneys), has written a memoir about his life in the style industry called The Asylum. Doonan is as hysterical in person as he is on the printed page, so check him out live—it’s like a stand-up comedy show mixed with some juicy, naughty fashion gossip, all delivered in a British accent.

92nd Street Y, 1395 Lexington Avenue, (212) 415-5500, 8:15 p.m., $29