The company is setting up coffee machines in airports, DVice reports, with facial recognition software that, when it catches you yawning, covers your face with a digital Lord Voldemort mask then produces some coffee.
Cue conspiracy theorists saying this is all a ploy from the conniving Dutch government to file away the faces of people who use airports.
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