Subway Fundamentally Misunderstands The Hunger Games (Video)

District 12 Diet Coke. (YouTube)
At the very least, even if you aren’t planning to do a marketing tie-in with Catching Fire, maybe you should check out the title of the series and realize that The Hunger Games and “Footlong” don’t really belong in the same sentence?

“May the jalapeno flatbread be ever in your favor!”