Jay Z and Beyoncé Still Have Such Passionate Sex That They Damage Artworks

(Photo by Layne Murdoch/NBAE via Getty Images)

(Photo by Layne Murdoch/NBAE via Getty Images)

It’s right there on “Drunk in Love,” the third track of Beyoncé’s surprise new eponymous album.

From the guest verse by Jay Z:

Foreplay in the foyer fucked up my Warhol
Slid the panties right to the side
Ain’t got the time to take drawers off, on sight

Béy shares the scene in the morning:

We woke up in the kitchen saying
“How in hell did this shit happen?” Oh baby
Drunk in love we be all night
Last thing I remember is our
Beautiful bodies grinding off in that club
Drunk in love

Going to recommend that you download the album immediately.

Work in the The Observer office is at an absolute standstill.