Seattle Woman Becomes Human Starbucks Propaganda

Beautiful Existence (Venti Soy.)

Beautiful Existence (Venti Soy.)

WHY? am I doing this challenge? Or WHY? will I do any challenge in the future? Because I LOVE being human and I LOVE the privilege of being able to ask the question WHY? in the first place!

– Beautiful Existence, the eater of 365 days of Starbucks (or Starbucks-related) foodstuff.

There’s been some buzz recently about the Washingtonian mother of two, Beautiful Existence (yup, that’s her real name), who ate only Starbucks products for an entire year, spending $500-600 a month on Tazo teas, Frappuccinos and those weird cold sandwiches that taste like plane food. But this is just part of a larger theme of Ms. Existence’s to become perhaps the most obsessive human being alive.

In 2011, Ms. Existence contrived of the Living the Goodwill Life, another 365 day project, and in 2012 she spent the entire year taking tips out of Parents Magazine. The Goodwill Life campaign convinced Ms. Existence that she should spend the next 25 years dogmatically subscribing to one thing, every year, for a quarter of a century. Next year: Finding every single recreational sport and learning how to play it.

Now that’s dedication.