The Sexiest Pie Scenes in Cinematic History

Pie is sexy in Labor Day.

Pie is sexy in Labor Day.

Jason Reitman’s new romantic drama, Labor Day, which hits theaters this Friday, has so far mostly received lukewarm reviews. But one notable scene, in which Josh Brolin, who plays an escaped convict, makes a peach pie with Kate Winslet, has been getting lots of attention. “It’s the sexiest pie scene ever in a movie,” Joyce Maynard, who wrote the novel on which the movie is based, told the Boston Globe. She may very well be right. Until the movie comes out and you decide for yourself, though, here’s a list of contenders. To make it a little kinkier, included are some scenes that might appeal to the fetishistic among us. Sexy, after all, is subjective.

WAITRESS

A montage of Keri Russell making pies in Waitress. Need we say more?

TRUE ROMANCE

If Patricia Arquette asks you to get pie with her, the answer is always yes.

SWEENEY TODD

Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter together in the same room? It’s bound to be at least kind of sexy, even under these dark circumstances.

AMERICAN PIE

We’re going for a very loose definition of sexy, as you can see.

THE HELP

It’s not two girls one cup, but the very kinky kind will most likely appreciate this one.

WHEN HARRY MET SALLY

Can you feel the sexual tension? Sexy, right?

STAND BY ME

This is, of course, the ne plus ultra of all pie scenes ever—sexy or not.