Man, can you imagine if politicians were actually as good at speaking as Underwood? (Well, not publicly, maybe, since he did get himself auto-tuned. Then again, when was the last time the McCarthy went viral for any reason?) We’d all be glued to C-Span, 24/7, waiting to see what glorious mechanisms and subterfuge went into the House Subcommittee meeting on Agriculture. Life would grind to a halt. Chaos would reign, and the earth would devour the sun.
I guess we should be thanking god that there is only one Rand Paul.