HBO released a 15-minute featurette about the upcoming season of our favorite incest-apologist blood-bath, Game of Thrones. The main takeaway we got was that Daenerys Targaryen’s dragons are making for even bitchier teenagers than King Joffrey (though still less prissy). Also, one time during a take, Peter Dinklage, my once and forever husband, did a little dance with Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, my other forever husband, and no one in the crew thought it was funny because they are all monsters out in Scotland, or wherever that show tapes.
Also, when asked whose death was the saddest on the show, only one of the actors interviewed said Ned Stark. Yikes. That makes us feel bad. We did kind of forget that Ned Stark used to be a character on this show. No spoilers for anyone reading this article who for some reason has never seen an episode of GOT and yet loves to read blog posts about it, but when Stark was (SPOILERED) and his (SPOILER) was separated from the rest of his (SPOILER), causing the (SPOILERS) to go to war with the (SPOILERS), it wasn’t so much sad as shocking. I mean, it was no Catelyn Stark (SPOILER), at the (SPOILER) Wedding, which we all saw coming but was devastating nonetheless.