This MoMA Sculpture Garden Plan Is Clearly a ‘New Coke’-Style Diversionary Tactic

(Courtesy MoMA)

(Courtesy MoMA)

“Sure we’re knocking down a unique building for no reason, but, hey, we can be populist too! We’re opening up the Sculpture Garden to the tourists of Fifth Avenue!”

“What? Don’t do that, everyone hates that idea.”

“Fine, fine have it your way! Elitist.”

“I can’t believe you even considered—wait, what happened to the Folk Art building?”

“What happened to the what now?”