— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) March 3, 2014
The Oscars are unique in their ability to make us feel like we have spent an eternity watching them. If you managed to stick it out through the three-plus hours of teleprompter flubs, selfies and general self-satisfaction and still made it in to work on time today, we salute you. If you fell asleep sometime after Pharrell’s performance of “Happy,” we don’t blame you. Here’s a roundup of our coverage of last night’s ceremony. Read it and feel soothed by the knowledge that the next Oscars are some 364 days away.