Here Are Some Luxury Loafers With Poop Emojis On Them For $340

This is not a drill.

emoji slippers clutches loafers moda'operandi
emoji slippers clutches loafers moda'operandi
emoji slippers clutches loafers moda'operandi
emoji slippers clutches loafers moda'operandi
emoji slippers clutches loafers moda'operandi
emoji slippers clutches loafers moda'operandi
emoji slippers clutches loafers moda'operandi
emoji slippers clutches loafers moda'operandi

Emojis just got classy as hell thanks to a collaboration between designers Edie Parker and Del Toro.

The designers released a special collection of loafers and clutch bags emblazoned with some of our favorite emojis. We have the heart-eyed-cat; the salsa dancer; the purple devil. There’s no eggplant or dark moon, but hey, beggars can’t be choosers.

The only issue: the shoes are $340 and the bags will run you a whopping $1,495. Insert shocked-scream-face emoji here.

The accessories are proof that the recent trend of putting excessively mainstream symbols on super expensive clothing and accessories isn’t going anywhere. The out-there emoji pieces are being sold on Moda’Operandi, a runway pre-order site that also recently released an addictive, Tinder-like fashion app.

We’ll be opening an Indiegogo account to solicit donations for several pairs for the Betabeat staff momentarily. The only question left is: does this count as wearable tech?