School’s almost out for summer! If you’re not one of the overachievers who’s been networking since November — or a rich kid who doesn’t know the meaning of “job” — you might be scrambling right now to find some summer employment.
If you’re in the latter category, there’s a good chance you’ve taken to perusing Craigslist. The site may have plenty of helpful job listings — but just remember that for every harmless “Dog Walker Needed” post, there are also at least seventeen listings demanding “Woman with Orgasmic Feet Needed For Sexy Photoshoot.”
In case you need some training in identifying the posts you prooooobably shouldn’t respond to, Betabeat has put together a list of 15 of the creepiest Craigslist job listings we could find.
You better benefit from this, because we’re forever traumatized.