Skip These Summer Jobs: 15 Insanely Creepy Craigslist Ads

Unless you've always wanted to participate in a "sexual study."

  • School’s almost out for summer! If you’re not one of the overachievers who’s been networking since November — or a rich kid who doesn’t know the meaning of “job” — you might be scrambling right now to find some summer employment.

    If you’re in the latter category, there’s a good chance you’ve taken to perusing Craigslist. The site may have plenty of helpful job listings — but just remember that for every harmless “Dog Walker Needed” post, there are also at least seventeen listings demanding “Woman with Orgasmic Feet Needed For Sexy Photoshoot.”

    In case you need some training in identifying the posts you prooooobably shouldn’t respond to, Betabeat has put together a list of 15 of the creepiest Craigslist job listings we could find.

    You better benefit from this, because we’re forever traumatized.

  • This is a VERY literal interpretation of "I scratch your back, you scratch mine." (Screengrab: Craigslist)

  • Those with an aversion to foot fungus need not apply. (Screengrab: Craigslist)

  • STOP ASKING QUESTIONS AND JUST GO ON MY MAGICAL QUEST (Screengrab: Craigslist)

  • Seems legit. (Screengrab: Craigslist)

  • Is this a sex thing? (Screengrab: Craigslist)

  • Who needs a typical job when you can just have feet? (Screengrab: Craigslist)

  • "I excel at making everyone feel relaxed + comfy :)" (Screengrab: Craigslist)

  • There's no sex involved, but you'll be rubbing a bunch of people who aren't wearing any clothes. (Screengrab: Craigslist)

  • Help this cool athlete feel like they're wanted. (Screengrab: Craigslist)

  • It's better than throwing them out, we guess? (Screengrab: Craigslist)

  • It's really uncomfortable when people want to pay women to clean their apartments naked. And when they use that many ellipses in one paragraph. (Screengrab: Craigslist)

  • New to the country? Come live with us! We'll test drugs on you!!! (Screengrab: Craigslist)

  • This totally trustworthy guy will pay you to let him massage you in a random hotel. (Screengrab: Craigslist)

  • TREE CLIMB CLIMB TREE BRANCHES CLIMB NOW NOW NOW TREEEEEEEE (Screengrab: Craigslist)

  • Cool — so we just send over our banking information? That's super easy!!! (Screengrab: Craigslist)

  • Given up? You can always just spent the summer yachting, instead. (Wikimedia Commons)

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