tvRoundup: ‘Downton Abbey,’ Season 5 (video)

- Check out the first teaser for the fifth season of Downton Abbey. You’ll feel about 1000% more aristocratic afterwards, I promise.

- Amazon is taking submissions for original, online comedy series. If you’re funny, submit your project here. Or don’t. It’s your life, buddy.

-Lifetime is making a movie, based on a book by Stephen King, starring Joan Jett, which sounds like I just picked random things out of a hat and wrote a sentence.

- The second season of the brilliant Nathan For You got its first sneak peek. I can’t offer much information other than yes that is a child who has been shot with an arrow at 1:20.

- Triumph the Insult Comedy Dog embedded himself among the unwashed masses of Astoria, Queens. A braver dog than I.