NSA Employees Are Gawking at Your Naked Selfies, Snowden Claims

Hope you're at least posing from your good angles.

Judging ur nudes. (Photo: File)

Judging ur nudes. (Photo: File)

Add “sexpert” to Edward Snowden’s list of notorious titles. In an extensive interview with the Guardian, the NSA whistleblower claims that the agency’s employees pass around the naked pictures they obtain for everyone to see. Ack!

It shouldn’t be too much a surprise that this happens. After all, a bunch of 18 to 22 year old (presumable horny) guys working together leads to a type of jock culture. “They’ve suddenly been thrust into a position of extraordinary responsibility where they now have access to all of your private records,” he says.

He adds:

“During the course of their daily work they stumble upon something that is completely unrelated to their work in any sort of necessary sense. For example, an intimate nude photo of someone of in a sexually compromising situation, but they’re extremely attractive. So what they do? They turn around in their chair and show their co-worker.”

Wow, freshman year of college sounds fun.