‘American Horror Story: Freak Show’ Trailer for Next Year’s Female Emmy Nominees

Not shown: obligatory "scary clown"

American Horror Story: Freak Show? More like “Best Supporting Actress Story: Awards Show.” Am I right or am I right? Or am I right? Or am I right? Sorry, this kind of became a dark spiral for me. Look, here’s Sarah Paulson with two heads!

So I don’t have much to say other than I love this show more than life itself–because I care about it’s feelings more than mine--but they couldn’t have given Evan Peters the second head? Then one could be crying all the time and it would be perfect and I would love it.