“You want relationship advice? How about this, how about a little self-health advice — get the fuck out of my face. Get the fuck out of my face before I slam your face against this car hood, you fucking [word redacted], I don’t owe you anything. I don’t owe you a goddamn thing.”
Yeah so anyway that’s the relationship advice Alec Baldwin gave me when I ran into him on the streets of New York. In Love Ride, he gives slightly gentler relationship tips to two taxi riders, while at the same time Baldwin is being advised by Paula Pell, known for Saturday Night Live and being generally the best. Above Average released two episodes today, the first of which is below.
This is exactly like Cash Cab if Cash Cab had a constant overhanging threat of violence.