Denny’s ‘Independence Day’ Bacon Menu Was Too Much for This Critic

Matt Singer and his followers documented the whole quest on social media

Matt Singer's quest to eat Denny's "Red, White and Bacon" menu will turn your stomach.

Matt Singer’s quest to eat Denny’s “Red, White and Bacon” menu will make you swear off meat for good. (Screenshot: Twitter)

For Matt Singer, the phrase “stomach-churning” now has a whole new meaning.

Singer, a managing editor and film critic for movie review site ScreenCrush, attempted to eat every item on Denny’s new “Red, White and Bacon” menu, which the restaurant chain says is meant to celebrate the upcoming release of Independence Day: Resurgence.

What does bacon have to do with an alien invasion? Today Singer found out—and lucky for us, he documented the whole thing on social media, using the hashtag #MattEatsMovies.

The trouble began early, with the “Red, White and Blue Slam”—two blueberry pancakes topped with strawberries, cream cheese icing and whipped cream, served with eggs, hash browns and choice of meat.

Denny's 'Triple Bacon Sampler.'

Denny’s ‘Triple Bacon Sampler.’ (Screenshot: Twitter)

Singer was already full (and “sweating icing”) after this, but the fun was just beginning because he then Periscoped himself eating Denny’s “Triple Bacon Sampler,” which featured “more bacon than any rational person could ever want”—two strips each of honey jalapeño bacon, hickory-smoked bacon and turkey bacon, served with eggs, hash browns and toast.

Next up was the “Loaded Bacon, Steak & Potato Skillet”—bacon, prime rib, potatoes and broccoli topped with shredded cheese. Singer dubbed this “the Liam Hemsworth of the Denny’s Independence Day: Resurgence menu: Mushy, bland, starchy, and totally forgettable.”

He followed this up with the Honey Jalapeño Bacon Sriracha Burger and, for dessert, the Maple Bacon Sundae (he also Periscoped the latter and shared it on Facebook Live). But finally his stomach couldn’t take anymore—the Honey Jalapeño Bacon Slam, Denny’s final meaty Independence Day tie-in, remained uneaten.

“Reader, I failed you,” Singer wrote. “I am ashamed.”

Once he’d swallowed his humble pie, the critic tried to find a meaningful connection between the coronary catastrophe he’d just eaten and the summer blockbuster it was meant to promote. His answer? America.

“Bacon is as American as apple pie. Independence Day: Resurgence wants us to think it is too,” Singer wrote. “It’s not all that different than the way we all feel at the end of the summer, after the studios have shoved five months of the cinematic equivalent of bacon ice cream sundaes down our throats.”

Of course, most of Singer’s 74,000 Twitter followers didn’t care about the philosophical meaning of his quest—they just tweeted a whole bunch of sarcastic memes at him:

Read Singer’s entire odyssey here—it’ll make you swear off bacon (and Independence Day) for good.

Denny’s ‘Independence Day’ Bacon Menu Was Too Much for This Critic